This video from Diet.com features a wacky lady and her four year-old pet cheeseburger that she carries around with her. She has "fries with that" as well. In fact, she totes the whole damn Happy Meal (didn't keep the toy) around the country with her in a little lunch box. Her alleged point to all of this madness is to show how dangerous and unnatural preservative-laden fast food is to our children. Personally, I think that she's just lonely. I'd be willing to bet that she never ate the Happy Meal because she gave it a name. I don't think that it's her's either. Not because the burger is black, but because I don't think that any hamburgers would have sex with her.Â
All joking aside though, the video reveals a disturbing truth...she actually makes a good point. Sorry for making fun of you, lady! VIDEO HERE
On a side-note, this guy eats five McDonald's quarter pounders. Let's see...one hamburger can stick around for at least four years, this guy ate five...holy crap, this dude just added twenty years to his life in like nine minutes! I thought that lady said that cheeseburgers are bad for our children. She must want children to die! Â
I like this guy better, and he's obviously good with kids. Good job buddy. VIDEO HEREÂ
