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New drink recipe staight from the minds of the Gluttonforum staff.  High in protein, alcohol, flavor, and fun.  I'm going to try to sell the recipe to Red Lobster, but since no one will read this anyway, I'm going to post it on the site.   That's two cups of Spicy V8, one 20 count shrimp ring, a half cup of cocktail sauce, and enough vodka to catch a good buzz. 

You guys have fun with that.  Here's a video of its maiden voyage.  Enjoy!  Video

Congratulations Big Alex!  Alex chugged a half gallon of chocolate milk in an astounding 17 seconds.  For that, he gets to take home the coveted "Hungry Hank" Bowie knife.  Thanks for participating, brother.

When one hears the word glutton, an image of a fat, bald-headed, laurel leaf clad Roman pouring an entire vine of grapes down his throat might come to mind. Or perhaps they may even envision Kevin Spacey shoveling 100 pounds of spaghetti into a portly sinner's gut till he busts (I'm not alluding to the movie, “Seven”. Kevin Spacey has been known to actually do that). Whatever the case may be, the last thing to come to mind is a set of six pack abs or a pair of 22” arms. That's because most people fail to realize the gluttonous, over-eating behavior that goes into maintaining a bodybuilder's physique. 

So you're on a roadtrip right?  You go into a gas station to grab some roadtrip type food.  You get some Slim Jims, a Mountain Dew, and one of those kick ass Hostess Cherry Pies.  Only problem is, when you start driving, you try to open the Slim Jim wrapper, knocking over your Mountain Dew, running into oncoming traffic, and killing a van full of Amish housekeepers.  This disaster could've been prevented if you'd only known about the Roadtrip Gas Station Cocktail.

That's one Mountain Dew, a baker's dozen (13) Slim Jims, one Hostess Cherry Pie, and two shots of Tequila (so it's not just a mocktail).  Blend it up and suck it down.  Gluttonforum's, Fresh tried to drink it but failed miserably...probably because he wasn't on a road trip.  

Well, its time to pick this month's spotlight gluttons.  These folks aren't gluttons in the sense of the word that most of us usually associate it with.  They probably don't eat too much, and drinking?.. No, they're way above that.  Folks, this month Gluttonforum salutes crystal meth addicts in all of their splendor and glory.

Although I'm fairly certain that these people did a ton of meth and ruined their lives to get onto my website, other folks don't do it for the fame.  They do it for the thirst.  So it's no laughing matter.  There is nothing funny about these people's state.   Don't laugh, you monster.  It's very serious!  

Ok, so we know that one reason for using meth is to get on my website, aka fame.  Another reason, although pure speculative is out of raw addiction.  Now what I didn't know, and what I learned from this video is that some folks do it to grow their hair and beards out faster.  I feel like an idiot, but I honestly didn't know that.  What the hell's up with meth making you turn into Mr. Bean?

Gluttonforum in no way supports the use of crystal meth or the slander of Rowan Atkinson.  Video

Sometimes at Gluttonforum, it isn't about being original.  Sometime's it's just about being bigger.  Well, this "Super Irish Car Bomb " applies that logic to an original recipe and makes it sloppy and shameful. 

Just take two pints of Guinness, three shots of Irish whiskey, and three shots of Irish Cream liqour.  Put it all in a big-ass glass or bowl, and take that brew to the dome piece, my friend. 

Averaging at around 0-1 Google Adsense click thrus/day,  we here at Gluttonforum aren't quite Jameson, or even Powers Irish Whiskey material.  And Bailey's?  I took the high road and went with Canadian Club and some five dollar Kroger Irish cream.  No matter how you toss it, it makes a great pre-game drink before you go out, or a fantastic compliment to any comfort food.  Poopoo Peepee tastes great!  Wish I had some can't wait!  Send me your video links, you filthy mungers .  Tis all.  Check out the Video.

Here's our loveable Fresh drinking 10 Little Debbie Oatmeal Creampie's in around 10 seconds.  He says that it's saltier than one might think.  We're thinking of starting a new segment, "A Boy and His Blender".  There's just so much fun you can blend up and suck down.  Next month, look for a baker's dozen of Slim Jims.  Take care, folks.  Video

The rusty trombone, blumpkins, angry pirates, and the devastating Hot Karl; all fantastic little maneuvers that you can use to spice up your life in the bedroom.  As you know, these will put any respectable girl in the mood better than roses or role playing.  Well, I've discovered a new "position" that you can use to light the fire with someone who you really care about.

I caught this little segment from the Opie and Anthony show on You Tube the other day dubbed, the "Baby Bird".  It truly brings new meaning to Glutton Forum's vomit party.  Two gentlemen, whom I assume are gay (I couldn't see doing this with someone other than your soul mate), demonstrated this tantalizing move in very formal fashion.  One gentleman rested the back of his neck on a trash can, similar to the way you would rest your head over the hair wash sink at a beauty salon.  The other gentleman consumed large amount of eggnog, and proceeded to blow an estimated gallon and a half of chunks on his assumed lover's face.  

I'm not a homosexual...dude, I'm not.  But when I saw this, I grabbed my wife and ran straight to the bedroom.  This is some hot sexy fresh funk, folks!  Quite gluttonous as well.  Thanks for tuning in.  Tell your friends.  Video

Greetings!  I thought that I would bring in the new year with a very important, at times, difficult question...Will it Blend?  As you waste your time reading this article, and hopefully clicking on my totally irrevelant adverstisements for bloating and bottled water delivery, Tom Dickson at Blendtec is asking the same question.

Tom Dickson is a professor scientist at Blendtec, where, all joking aside, they make some of the most impressive blenders that I've ever seen.  Remember the other day when you stood in your toolshed, drooling over that delicious looking rake?  Remember how frustrated you were when you chipped your tooth trying to eat it?  Tom Dickson has found a way to blend that rake into a smoothie for you (along with lightbulbs, marbles, entire chickens, unopened soda cans...he's a real crazy asshole, folks). 

A Blendtec blender will end up costing you a bit more than say, a Hamilton Beach appliance, but you'll probably never need to buy one again.  You can also finally eat that rake.  Check out one of the videos.